Happy hump day, Nerds. I hope you haven’t all melted in this crazy heat- clearly someone forgot to tell the weather that we North Dakotans prefer temps that don’t heat up a beer to undrinkable degrees in nanoseconds.
Anyway, July NN deets are here! Mrs. Dani Harveland of Enchantasys Adult Boutique is teaching us all about a topic that should be near and dear to our nether-regions: the wonderous Kegel exercise. And yours truly finally gets to gush about a [perhaps not so] well kept secret: horses are dicks, but it’s okay. Read on:
What the F*** are Kegels? Ever heard the buzzwords “kegels”, “ben-wa balls”, “fifty shades”? You’re about to find out what they actually are and how they benefit you. A hands on (without using hands) approach to exercising an area you didn’t think you needed. Named after some old guy because of course it was. – Dani Harveland: Sex geek, geek geek, all around cool chick. Aspiring sexologist. Enchantasys resident sexpert. NOT A DOCTOR.
Bonus! If you’re a little shy to raise your hand and ask a question about kegels, you can go to SLIDO.COM and enter code NNF72018 to post your question anonymously. We’ll answer them at Nerd Nite and no one will ever know it was you! BUT, anonymous doesn’t give you the right to be a pervert or a jerk, so let’s keep those questions respectful, please. 🙂 Anyway, next topic:
Horses are Assholes & Other Fun Facts About Our Equus caballus Friends. By human standards of behavior, horses can be straight up dicks. They push you around, they kick, they bite, they get in your space, etc. HOWEVER, by horse standards of communication, these assholey methods actually lead to relatively peaceful life within the herd. In this talk, learn to embrace the way horses communicate to make a similarly peaceful relationship between you and your equine pals. –Tracy Kurtz: fluent in horses, sarcasm, beer, and exactly four other things.
PLUS Dani is bringing some bitchin’ adult, possibly battery-powered prizes courtesy of EAB, we’ll play some trivia to cover for the fact that our third speaker had to drop out, and we’ll drink some beer in the AC, because GD it is freaking hot outside. All of this on Wednesday, July 18th, 7PM (doors at 6:30) at Fargo Billiards and Gastropub, and all for free, because we love you guys. <3 See you there.
PS- here’s a flyer to share.